Wednesday, September 12, 2018

In Search of Tom Purdue: Chapter 5 (Part 1)

In the previous installment, the Greater Marple Metropolitan Police gather in front of their White Board to examine the details from this morning's crime scene with Det. Laura Narder and the other officers working on the case: Tango and Reel, of course, but also Mo Zerka, Sal Torello, and Paula Naze, among others. Chief Gagliardo (a.k.a. "Grumpy Cop") introduces an agent assisting on the case from the International Music Police, Special Agent Sarah Bond. With all the differences of opinion, Narder recalls something her late Uncle Lou once told her when she was a kid, warning her about politics: "Policemanship, Laura – it's a dance..." And then Tango calls from the crime scene: it seems there's more blood, but no body. 

(If you're just tuning in, as they say, you can read the novel from the beginning, here.)

And now, it's time to continue with the next installment of
 
In Search of Tom Purdue.

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CHAPTER 5

I.

Once those two detectives finally managed to leave – you know they'll be back – and with so many questions still needing answers, I had gone back upstairs to Tom's study accompanied by the ever-inquisitive Zeno, knowing there wasn't much time left to prepare the stuff I would need before Martin, Dorothy and Penelope would be arriving. Amanda, still too rattled to deal with the rest of her afternoon classes and hoping to help me find “The Professor,” decided to run back home, walk the dog and check on her mother. Assuming there was no point in him hanging around and twiddling his thumbs, Cameron, thinking we'd probably need food soon enough, offered to get some take-out so we could concentrate uninterrupted on our work. He'd found a Thai restaurant nearby with good reviews on his smart phone – and then I was alone in Tom's house.

I couldn't sit down with my friends and say “Tom's missing and we know nothing about it: where do we begin?” I needed clues and I needed facts, anything that could count as evidence. But I'd found nothing else on the desk which might develop into theories when a police car pulled up next door. Turning off the desk lamp, I carefully peeked through the curtains and watched as two officers knocked on the neighbor's door. Nothing. They sneaked around the side, checked the yard – again, nothing – then left.

At least they didn't come snooping around here, considering it's likely I might have left the dining room light on downstairs. With both our cars gone, wouldn't they think the fugitive might have returned? They'd hardly done a thorough job which, from my perspective, was good news; for neighbors worried about prowlers, not so much. But those newspaper clippings were calling to me and they needed going through, whether or not they proved to be helpful. Besides, he'd left the folder there along with the list and that note.

I had in fact left the overhead light on in the dining room, if anybody could see it from the street, and, settling down at the table, started sifting through probably dozens of clippings. Taped inside the back cover was an obituary with a vaguely familiar face, headlined “Violetta Diehl Rotabartilla, former dancer and teacher.”

“Oh, jeez – Odile!” I read quickly through the brief recounting of her life, a former member of the Prairie Ballet Company who died “this past Tuesday” – someone, probably Tom, scribbled “5/8/13” in the margin – “in Bennington where she lived after teaching dance in Salina for 25 years at Rotabartilla's School of Dance with her husband.” It went on to mention her first major role, dancing the Black Swan in the Prairie's first-ever production of Swan Lake “but a fall shortly after making her entrance ended her promising career prematurely.”

After Odile had run off with Tom's close friend, Lewis Albrecht, that summer, I tried to forget her, not really caring, but reading this now, sitting in Tom's house, I wondered, “was she happy?” She'd certainly managed to make his life miserable, at least for a while, and it didn't look like he'd forgotten her.

If her dreams had come true, it would've been like winning the lottery – she'd acted like it was obviously her birth-right – but it made me think of Patty Beret's and Rhonda Zhomme's dreams, here. Is this the reason why Tom was working on a ballet called “Mysteries” for a small-time dance school here in town?

The fact he'd called it “Mysteries” was enticing enough even without the association, reminding me of that piano quintet of his: did the ballet have a similarly mysterious program with Odile at its center?

“Well, this'll be something to show the gang,” I muttered, putting it aside and pulling out a review from The Gramophone. “Wow,” I thought, “I remember having heard this but was it that bad?”

“If never worth listening to when originally released, why subject ourselves to this CD re-issue of the rarely tolerable Otto Bielawa?”

Here was an article of mine from the soon-to-be-defunct “Philadelphia ArtScene” years ago, about Beethoven's women, one of my better efforts. Odd – why wouldn't Tom have tried getting in touch with me back then?

And here was a review – it didn't say where this one was from – of Martin's book Kalkbrenner: the Early Virtuoso Concerto: “Unless you're among the driest, dustiest academics, why crack open such a dry...” Clearly not one of Martin's more glowing reviews, I imagined, setting it aside, but I doubted he'd care to be reminded.

While there were several names I didn't recognize, here was one from a recital Dorothy gave several years ago in Boston. “One could imagine someone playing more ingratiating selections, or playing them more ingratiatingly.” The review said nothing about her playing but complained constantly about the program: “...forcing on us nothing but the toughest broccoli.”

“Now, there's a quote to use for promotions!” I laughed before going on, finding an article about a 2008 banking scandal which seemed an odd bit until I noticed he'd underlined Penelope Hart's name.

Everything, even ones with names I didn't know, seemed to be bad reviews or, in certain other cases, negatively tainted news like Penelope's involvement in a Wall Street bankers' bonus scandal after the bail-out. Penelope was probably the kindest person I knew in Tom's circle of acquaintances, so why would he keep such hurtful mementos?

Did rummaging through this folder make him feel better when he was down, seeing not everyone managed to “always be successful”? But my article, which seemed benign enough – why had he included it, here?

Perhaps he didn't think it “one of my best,” finding it badly written – is that why it's included in this folder? Because here I am, former composer and professor, reduced to a magazine by-line?

Was this a collection of Schadenfreude to remind him others missed their goals, that he was not alone in not succeeding?

When the kitchen door opened, I nearly knocked the dining room table over, scattering clippings left and right when I jumped, after losing track of time and forgetting Cameron would be coming back soon.

“Sorry,” he chimed in, carrying several bags, “didn't think I'd need to knock: who else did you think it might be?”

“Well, for starters, perhaps Tom, with any luck, or maybe the police again – or just maybe a prowler... or the killer?”

Cameron struggled to get all the bags spread out on the kitchen counter.

I explained, as he sorted through all the food – and it smelled delicious – I hadn't even started on the list yet, sidetracked by the folder I'd now dubbed Schadenfreunde.

“Friends' shame?”

“It seems appropriate...”

The list was another matter, full of typos, probably courtesy of an intern. “It'd be embarrassing to mention if they're Amanda's.”

There were pieces listed in the wrong key or with the wrong number, composers' names or even a work's title misspelled. Glancing over it, I noticed there were more. “Could this be 'Intern Shaming'?”

“Yeah,” Cameron said, taking a quick glance at it, “even I notice some. Do you think they're all deliberate?” Cameron asked.

Initially, it hadn't occurred to me, but there were so many of them; in fact, only a few were totally correct.

“I guess Tom could've prepared this some time ago as a coded message.”

That, of course, is where Martin, Dorothy and Penelope will come in handy as we recreate the League of Unlikely Musicians, or at least re-enactors who'd solved the secret program of Tom's Piano Quintet. Except this time, rather than discover what characters were involved behind the music, we must find what happened to the composer.

In the Quintet, Tom left identifying clues which, through analysis, helped us reveal who was involved and how the story progressed leading to the identity of the murder victim and eventually to the killer.

Martin possessed a wealth of music history trivia, something of a forensic musicologist; Dorothy could sift through tons of analytic detail; Penelope was good with numbers, a human calculator; I was good with patterns.

The drawback, given what time Tom had and imagining what clues he'd leave, was “where's the sketchbook of this incomplete work?”

Cameron stood back and looked at me with the skeptical look of youth: “Unless he orchestrated his own kidnapping,” he said, “how would he know what clues to leave, since reality happens so quickly? And if he knew his kidnapping was imminent, why leave musical clues behind rather than going directly to the police instead?”

“Because he left behind this post-it note with my phone number on it – not Martin's who lives in London, but mine; not Dorothy's who teaches in California, not Penelope's – attached to this error-filled list.”

“And you think there isn't some coincidence to the fact this 'kidnapping' occurs at the time, this very weekend,” Cameron continued, “when – wow! – all four of you miraculously happen to be in the area?”

It was a deflating argument and hardly welcome, but one necessary to mention. “The answer begins,” I said, “with this list.”

I dropped back in my chair with a heavy sigh, feeling already defeated, as if it's part of an elaborate joke, a ploy which, having gathered to solve it, turns into a reunion prank. Will Tom suddenly show up and laugh how we'd taken it so seriously, or is it true he's really in danger?

The murder at his publisher's office this morning was no prank, Krauterman aside, nor is the fact Tom's the prime suspect. Is the fact the victim was a friend of Amanda's another weird coincidence?

Nibbling some chips he'd gotten with the take-out, Cameron complained about the time as he wandered on into the living room, how it felt like it was taking forever for my friends to arrive, and that with the days constantly getting shorter – it already felt like late-afternoon – there would be less time to find Tom. I missed the impatience of youth with its urgency to get something accomplished even while lacking the focus to finish it, since Cameron, like me, was easily distracted when difficulties got in the way. Perhaps that was why I'd learned to compose so quickly as a student; now, I sit and savor a problem endlessly which, regardless, was why so many new pieces I'd started never got finished. Though peeking through the curtains every minute wouldn't get them here any quicker, he finally announced, “somebody's pulling up out front.”

Martin would naturally be the first to arrive, not surprising since Haverford was only a few miles from Greater Downtown Marple, though not being first would've given him the chance for a grand entrance. Shorter than I remembered but stockier and balding, he was still totally recognizable even at a distance of over forty years.

“You haven't changed much, Terry – a little shorter than I remember and stockier, but your profusion of hair is sadly disconcerting. How have you managed to remain the oldest and not look the part?”

Before I could introduce him to Cameron, Martin turned and said, handing him five bags, “could you do something with these?” his eyes following him approvingly as Cameron made his way to the kitchen. “Tom's student, I take it?, the one you mentioned in your phone call? Here, I didn't think Tom was the type.”

“Actually,” Cameron called from the kitchen, “I'm Terry's student, sort of his assistant.”

“Oh,” Martin said under a sharply arched eyebrow.

“Now, Martin, behave,” I laughed, taking his coat, “it's not what you think.”

Sighing his disappointment, he explained he was at Haverford for their annual “Friends of Copland” Seminar, talking about the Romantic Concerto, even though he'd met Copland only once and his topic was hardly related. “Their per diem allowance must have been determined by data that was current back in the day when Appalachian Spring premiered.”

Looking around as if trying to find a suitably tasteful place to sit, Martin explained he had stopped, thinking to bring some take-out along for dinner, at this “ghastly little restaurant” near the college. “The only thing on their menu looking remotely trustworthy was the lamb ragù so I got five servings with broccoli strascinati.”

Thanking him for his thoughtfulness, I led him out to the dining room, joking he's still peddling Kalkbrenner to the masses. “Musicologically speaking,” he corrected me, “pedaling in Kalkbrenner is quite a fascinating topic.”

Martin's phone jangled an insipid turn of phrase, probably from a Kalkbrenner concerto – it was Dorothy, complaining she's become hopelessly lost. Martin, letting her know he had safely arrived, wasn't sure he could help. “My GPS put me on a one-way street the wrong way,” she said, “and now I'm spinning through the immediate galaxy!”

She explained she had been driving around town for what seemed like hours trying to get back onto the main road until she was reduced to stopping at a diner and asking for directions. “And now I find myself in front of a house that's getting ready for Halloween – no, make that two haunted houses...”

Again, Cameron peered through the living room curtains and, this time, noticed a car idling in front of the neighboring farmhouse.

“Your keen analytical abilities notwithstanding,” Martin informed her, “it appears you have arrived.”

Dorothy quickly parked the car and followed Cameron's wavings to the front door, carrying with her several white plastic grocery bags which I assumed would be take-out dinners we could add to tonight's menu.

“Since I had to stop and ask directions, it seemed a logical choice. You said there'd be five of us, right?”

While Martin carefully helped her with her coat, I tallied the likely guests, six in all once Amanda and Penelope arrived. “Oh, okay – Martin hadn't mentioned this Amanda person, but then Penelope isn't coming.”

I introduced Cameron to her and explained that Amanda Wences was Tom's intern. “She's looked after him following his heart attack. As close as she's worked with him lately, her help will be invaluable.” I helped Cameron lug five bags of meatloaf dinners out to the kitchen. “Sorry to hear Penelope won't be joining us.”

“Yes, that's true,” Dorothy continued as if she might not have understood me, “but I was playing this recital on Saturday. They had every minute of my day planned out for me all weekend. I played Crumb, Copland, Sessions and then Elliott Carter's sonata, an 'all-contemporary' program or at least contemporary when I was young.”

She looked in the mirror over the fireplace and primped at her hair as we wandered out into the dining room. She too looked shorter and stockier, but I chose not to mention that.

In point of fact, it's true I was the oldest of these friends as Martin had so eloquently expressed it earlier, but only by a matter of barely five months, hardly enough to count. Dorothy never failed to rub it in I was officially older than she, my birthday a mere fifteen days after hers. But then fifteen weeks separated Martin and me; and fifteen days' Martin's junior made Penelope the “baby” of our little clan. A surprising symmetry which intrigued me in those days – like I said, “patterns.”

I'd forgotten Tom had been born eight months ahead of me, making him the oldest, regardless how immature he'd often acted.

“If we were all here,” Dorothy started saying, then left her statement dangle.

“Well, look at us, will you,” Martin said, “we three, here, together again.”

“But where's Tom,” Dorothy asked. “What's going on?”

If I thought the tale had been confusing when Amanda first told us, when most of it was fresh second-hand knowledge, I made enough of a hash of it to lose Martin and Dorothy in the retelling of what now became third-hand knowledge about Tom's apparent difficulties, filled out with a limited amount of supposition. I lingered less on the murder at the publishers which was almost coincidental despite the tragic loss of Amanda's friend's life, aside from being a wrinkle, though a fairly complicated one, in Tom's disappearance. But it was clear he had left some clues behind to help us, however the three of us had become involved, regardless how he knew he would somehow need our help in this matter. I wasn't sure what else we might find but whatever he'd left behind, this list, I said, was probably the key.

“The key's B Minor or E Minor,” Martin asked. “What's with the typos? The 'Noonlight' Sonata? What proofreader would miss that? An odd-looking list, don't you think,” Martin said, passing it on to Dorothy.

“Aside from some of the selections on it, not terribly representative at all,” she complained, “nothing contemporary beyond Stravinsky and... Sondheim?”

Martin was referring to Bach's Mass in D Minor, second on the list, with Brahms' 4th Symphony listed next in G.

“But I'm gathering listening's not the real purpose behind this list,” Dorothy suggested.

When the backdoor flew opened, we nearly knocked the dining table over, sending papers and coffee cups skidding in all directions, not thinking the latest arrival would be Amanda, carrying three boxes of pizzas.

“Sorry,” she said, looking up sheepishly after placing the boxes by the sink, “I thought I'd be back long before this.” She introduced herself to the two new guests as Professor Purdue's personal assistant, unaware they were quite pale following her arrival. “I brought something for dinner if you'd care to stay – how's it going?”

I showed her the list we were discussing, hoping it wouldn't embarrass her, and how we'd finally started to analyze it.

“Oh, that,” she said after a quick glance, “I saw this last month.”

She had no idea what it was for, maybe some left-over class preparation.

“We're thinking,” Dorothy hinted, “it might be code?”

What did it mean if he typed this up in August or September, considering Tom was “emergency sabbatical” for the semester, the college having canceled his fall classes, too cheap to hire a replacement? If this is more than three weeks old, what could it tell us about Tom's disappearance in the past twenty-four hours?

Dorothy and Martin ran down the list, making a column of the errors and leaving space for a column of corrections. “How does one pronounce 'Mo9dau,' anyway?” Martin quipped. “The '9' must equal 'L'...”

“Tom and I both use an integer-based, pitch-substitution notation for sketching,” I explained, “which means '0' is C, '1' is C-sharp. So '9' would be 'A' – actually, 'L' could be 'la' or 'A', also.”

“Here's Schumann's Rhenish Symphony in A-flat which should be E-flat, but which one's the right letter to use in the solution?”

The first thing to do was make a list of all the errors and see if that forms a coherent message; if not, then we do the same with a list of the corrections.

“It's unlikely '9' would figure into a message, don't you think?” Martin asked.

“Who knows,” I said, “could be an address.”

“Terry's right, Martin,” Dorothy said, “we need to go through every possible step. This is where my analytical skills come in.”

“Right,” he grunted, “gather the evidence by following protocols, then eliminate the obvious.”

Most of them, we thought, were obvious – misspelled words, wrong keys, missing letters – while some others required a more careful eye, since, depending on who was looking at it, it might appear almost undetectable. Did Tom intend this for our eyes only or was it an attempt to hide some critical information from the police? Someone could miss the first two mistakes in the Bach and Brahms pieces, still maybe miss the 'B' in Wagner's “Barsifal,” but as Martin pointed out, even a novice should notice the “Noonlight” Sonata.

Cameron pointed out those with no mistakes, starting with the Gregorian Chant, the Dies irae, followed later by Berlioz's Symphonie fantastique, didn't happen with any regularity but yet must have some kind of function.

“Maybe they're supposed to be separators between words in the message,” I suggested, “since each piece's single error represents one letter?”

From the wrong keys listed for Mendelssohn's Violin Concerto and Schumann's Rhenish Symphony, we worked our way down the list quickly, finding missing letters in “Mendelsson,” “Mussorsky” and Haydn's “Suprise” Symphony, sounding almost correct, plus 'n' for 'm' in Delibes' opera Lakné, all between two “correct” works for piano and orchestra by Rachmaninoff and Liszt.

The next two were trickier for the novice – Dvořák's Symphony No. “5,” the “New World,” had long been renumbered No. 9, and Brahms' German Requiem was Op.45, not Op.46 as Tom listed it – clever.

“And Schubert's 'Unfinished' Symphony is not in B-flat,” Dorothy rattled on somewhat mechanically, “and Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto is not in E.”

“And there's that baffling Sondheim bit,” Martin groaned. “Why something from Sweeney Todd?”

“Don't know,” I said, “but it's spelled correctly.”

“Wait, Stravinsky's Rite of Spring,” Dorothy added, “it's Le, not La sacre, right?”

The “Beethoven Quartet in F, Op.59/3” was tricky since the Op.59/1 “Razumovsky” Quartet was in F but Op.59/3 was in C. Two missing letters – Mozart's “Eine keine Nachtmusik” and “Vaughn Williams” – were annoying typos.

Bach's Chorale Prelude, Von deinen Thron looked almost correct: “it was 'Vor,' yes?”

“Then 'E' becomes 'A' in 'Elger' – and... done.”

The list ended with Beethoven's 5th Symphony: “a triumph over Fate, correctly spelled.”

Put all the errors together and they spell:

DG9B NB (A-flat)HNRG 56(B-flat)AE (F/3)LANE

“Well,” we agreed, “that makes no sense whatsoever...”

“Of course not,” I sighed, “when did the first pass through cracking a code ever come up with the correct response?” Judging from my personal experience, the correct response would be, “What is 'Never'?” It's true I'd never been any good at solving puzzles despite my name being Richard Kerr – from ricercare, meaning “to seek.”

At least Tom's system was not so convoluted as some I'd worked with, thinking back to a blizzard at Phlaumix Court trying to solve the murder of a friend and protect a special secret. Maestro Schnellenlauter's code, communicating with Frieda, had been a fairly simple letter substitution made infinitely complex by “The Rule of 12,” meaning you then had to determine the correct order of each individual letter. By the time you'd passed through all possible letters in Schnellenlauter's long-winded messages, you'd be ready to scream from sheer frustration.

Thinking back to that piano quintet Tom composed for us in grad school, a virtuosic application of analysis to musical content, I couldn't remember details about all the different types of codes and clues except for a variety of number-letter substitutions from this integer notation he'd used, especially for any letters which “didn't exist” musically. How had he turned letters like O, J or W into musical pitches?

Let's hope this wasn't as complicated as that. It's good we're dealing with actual letters, here: there wasn't time for virtuosity.

Next, I formed a column where we'd translate the “mistake” into the “correction,” which might include different possibilities to choose from, leaving a blank space for a correct listing as a divider between words. I started seeing another pattern in those dividers. “No, wait,” I told myself, “there's something else we need to discover first.”

Martin, naturally, given his photographic memory, didn't need to look at the list as he itemized each piece and its error, leaving Dorothy and I to fill in the possibilities of each potential solution.

Some were straightforward, other had two or three options, depending on the context: B could also mean H or even Ti. Solfege also offered multiple choices for A or D, suggesting La or Re.

Looking down the column, like ribbons of possibilities, a solution eventually took shape:

HELP ME SHMRG AFTER CLARA

“But who's Clara?”

Leave it to Dorothy to think of Clara first, perhaps a woman's intuition, as if sensing some young maiden in distress, but Martin, blustering about “first things first,” demanded to know who “SHMRG” was.

For me, I told them, the message was quite clear if lacking detail, even if it said nothing about Tom's whereabouts.

“It tells us there may be a reason Tom's disappeared, gone into hiding – or it could explain why he's been kidnapped.”

“But, professor, I saw this list on his desk weeks ago,” Amanda said.

“And it doesn't tell us anything about one or the other,” Dorothy protested, “How do we figure out which it is?”

“If he wrote this weeks ago,” Martin scoffed, “why'd somebody kidnap him now?”

“Cameron and I are well acquainted with SHMRG – we'll fill you in, later. And Amanda, we need to check on Clara...”

We headed for the basement, Zeno catching up, while Cameron and I explained our history with the organization known as SHMRG. It started as a music-licensing corporation which then grew into a major conglomerate. Buying up recording companies and various broadcasting platforms, their ultimate goal was to control every aspect of the American music industry.

“But why the hell would such an outfit be after someone like Purdue?” Martin thought Tom was a totally unlikely target.

Meanwhile, Amanda had begun booting up Tom's computer.

“Dr Kerr? Clara – she's missing!”

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to be continued...

The usual disclaimer: In Search of Tom Purdue is, if you haven't figured it out, a work of fiction and as such all the characters (especially their names) and incidents in its story are more or less the product of the author's so-called imagination, sometimes inspired by elements of parody. While many locations may be real (or real-ish), they are not always "realistically used” and are intended solely to be fictional. Any similarity between people and places, living or dead, real or otherwise, is entirely coincidental.

©2018 by Richard Alan Strawser for Thoughts on a Train.

Monday, September 10, 2018

In Search of Tom Purdue: Chapter 4 (Part 2)

In the previous installment, Perdita Vremsky, a concert artists' management executive in London, arrives in Philadelphia before meeting with some of her musicians about a piano quintet she had discovered on a previous trip, hoping to make arrangements for them to play it if she could convince any American concert presenters to take them on. In reality, Perdita Vremsky is also an agent – given the name Lóviator – of a shady organization called “The Aficionati” whose primary focus is to safeguard classical music against the influences of the rabble. The reason she is in Philadelphia at this particular moment in time is to meet with one of her underlings about a project she's been assigned: the location of a composer with an expertise in using musical codes as a form of secret communication. His name is Thomas Purdue. And ironically, the composer of this piano quintet she's trying to locate is named Thomas Purdue. Even more ironically, the next-door neighbor of the agent she is going to meet had a nephew named Thomas Purdue: could they all be the same person?

(If you're just tuning in, as they say, you can read the novel from the beginning, here.)

And now, it's time to continue with the next installment of 

In Search of Tom Purdue.

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II.

Since there was little time, sorting through all the evidence and assembling everything they needed for the infamous White Board presentation, most of the officers working on the case ate lunch at their desks after one of the rookies was delegated to supply massive quantities of take-out for anyone avoiding the precinct canteen's vending machines. It was like catering for ten finicky clients where everyone wanted something different whether it was Chinese or Mexican or subs, ending up with a long-enough list it could take her hours to fill. The breakfast donuts were long gone and the coffee had already turned stale so in addition to making freshly brewed “joe,” Officer Paula Naze opted to grab some additional pizzas for the meeting's snacks. She was hoping next time she'd get to work the case and let Zerka or LeMonde pick up the requisite food.

Everybody knew Det. Narder had been called in on the case because Chief Gagliardo wanted his best officers working this homicide, even though she wasn't supposed to be back for another couple of days. Just this past Saturday she'd buried her uncle, a decorated policeman shot in the line of duty back home in Baltimore. Several of her fellow officers from Marple's precinct had gone to support her and their brothers in a sea of blue. It had been a reminder to everyone what they risked every single day.

Everybody also knew her story and nobody believed she needed time to grieve except maybe to stay and comfort her aunt who had taken her husband's death very badly, randomly attacked by some gunman. Narder was tough, tough as nails – something else everybody instinctively knew about her – and things like this only made her tougher. Laura's own father, a college professor, had been killed when she was ten in what's now called a “road rage” incident. The fact her uncle was a policeman channeled grief into the best revenge.

That's why Laura Narder decided to become a policeman in the first place, taking out killers to make the streets safer. Every criminal she helped put away was one more tribute to her dad. One less bad guy with a gun meant fewer little girls had to worry about their dads coming home for dinner.

She hadn't quite finished her vegetarian platter with garlic sauce when Nortonstein called, the first word in on the victim's autopsy. “Cause of death was obvious, bleeding out from having had her throat slashed. As for the murder weapon, nothing conclusive yet: either some kind of curved knife or” – here he hesitated – “maybe a scythe.”

“You mean a scythe like a farmer'd use – or Death, the Grim Reaper?”

He wavered only momentarily. “Well, it is Hallowe'en...”

“But who wanders around at morning rush carrying a scythe without being seen?”

Then Reel remembered Ms Jones, the assistant director at Marple Music, had said Alma saw someone tall, dressed all in black. “He hurried around the side and into the back alley behind the building.”

“But she'd said nothing about seeing him carrying a scythe.” Narder was skeptical. “A little too early for a costume party...”

One of the problems they were having was the number of people who'd been through that back alley behind Marple Music which appeared to be a busy shortcut during the course of a day. And nobody else saw this guy – or could say it even was a guy – to know just how tall “tall” was.

“The victim was 5'5” herself,” Narder pointed out, “so how tall would someone be for her to think he was tall?”

“Do we know how tall Thomas Purdue is?”

“According to his license: 5'9”.”

Officer Torello had been at the crime scene all morning, perhaps the last to return, processing a file full of photographs. Despite his longevity on the force, he'd proven very adaptable to digital technology. He had also been the envy of many of his fellow officers, packing some of his wife's old-fashioned lasagna for lunch. Everybody knew it was Lasagna Monday whenever Sal brought in his padlocked lunchbox even before the canteen filled with magical aromas, not like one of the crime scene guys couldn't have picked the lock.

Sal snapped the first photograph up on the white board: a head-shot from Marple Music's publicity file on composer Thomas Purdue.

“Okay,” Narder said, directing everyone to the board, “our most likely suspect: why?”

Tango went first. “Well, the vic was holding an angry letter Purdue'd written.”

“Don't forget several angry phone messages,” Reel added.

Torello put up other photos of everyone else who worked at the publishers this morning, most of whom could be dismissed because they were downstairs at the time of the murder – except Ms Jones.

“The guy in the adjacent office had already left for some vacation time and Ms DiVedremo had been at the hairdresser's.”

The next set of photos were taken surreptitiously by Reel on his cell phone at Thomas Purdue's home on Marymede Lane.

“You even got the cat?” Tango assured everybody that was one mean cat.

“After arriving at Purdue's home,” Narder continued, “we met Purdue's assistant, Amanda Wences. Of all these, she actually knew the victim.”

“In fact, she'd gotten Alma the job there – well, told her about it...”

“She's very protective of her boss,” Narder said, “always calls him 'The Professor.'”

Tango coughed a bit too obviously and chuckled.

“Then there's also Purdue's friend,” Reel added, “the guy calling himself Dr Kerr – and his assistant, a kid named Cameron Pierce.”

“Who just happened to show up this morning for an unscheduled visit – odd...”

Torello then posted a photo of Alma's body, so clear you could see severed arteries seeping with fresh blood. Several gasped.

“And this,” Narder said, ”is the killer's victim. Her name is Alma Viva.

“So who do we think's the killer and why did they kill her?”

“Frankly,” Tango offered, “my money's on the cat.”

An older cop, balding with a graying fringe, large brown eyes and a mouth that seemed permanently frozen into a frown stuck his head in the room and asked them how it was going.

Tango and Reel jumped up, straightened themselves as if at attention, said “Good afternoon, sir,” then mumbled various vaguely generic responses.

Det. Narder explained they'd found nothing conclusive yet – “still basically early hours, sir” – but one very strong suspect was looking good. “The only problem, sir, is he seems to have disappeared without a trace.”

Freddie Gagliardo had been a cop in Marple as long as anyone remembered, since he'd graduated from the local Police Academy. He'd grown up in Marple, knew almost everybody and had earned everybody's respect. He'd taken on this sad demeanor after he became chief twenty-some years ago. Everybody in the precinct called him “Grumpy Cop.”

While he was a good cop and a fair if strict chief, it always looked like he was going to chew you out and say “no” no matter what it was you'd ask him. He also was something of a damper whenever they closed a case, reminding them of the risks they took every day.

“There's a guy out there killing young girls with a machete or something, so you get him off the streets fast.”

“That's the plan, Captain,” Narder said, and with that, Gagliardo grunted and withdrew.

“Okay, it was 9:00 when the office's phone started ringing, and everybody got to their work stations, when the Office Manager, Ms Rivers, handed Alma the mail to take upstairs a couple minutes later. But the first person in the building had been Arugula Jones, opening the office and starting the coffee in the kitchen.”

“Jones was followed shortly by Ms Viva,” Tango continued, “whom she'd seen earlier in the bakery – good donuts, by the way. And within a few minutes to nine, a bunch of other coworkers arrived.”

“There were several minutes between when Rivers said she sent Alma upstairs with the mail and the first 'thud' they heard – presumably the table getting knocked over; the second, presumably, when her body fell.”

“So you think the killer may have been waiting for her – or someone?”

“Or he walked in when Alma's already there.”

“In the process of the struggle, it appears the table was knocked over and scores scattered everywhere all over the floor – but that's after the victim was slashed. The rug underneath them is stained. There were several pieces of mail scattered around the floor near the desk, the mail Alma had brought upstairs for DiVedremo.

“But in addition to scores and mail and files in general, what else do you see that could attract a burglar?”

“Paintings on the walls, expensive furniture, those lamps, some knick-knacks – and that dollhouse.”

Reel said Ms DiVedremo had looked around and didn't think anything was “stolen” but was she sure nothing else was missing? “She was referring to objects in the room but what about any files?”

“So the only thing we know was missing is part of Purdue's letter – the only thing tying Purdue to the victim.”

Reel figured if the killer was after the letter, why leave without the part that was still in the victim's hand? “If that was left behind, maybe it wasn't the letter he was after?”

“Yet the killer was still in the room when Jones opened the door...”

“Meaning, if he wanted it, there was time.”

“Meaning,” Narder said, turning around and seeing Grumpy Cop coming up behind them, “you'd better get back and canvas the scene – look around and see if you can find the rest of that letter.”

“Before you leave, boys,” the captain said, holding out a hand in warning, “there's someone I think you need to meet.” Narder hadn't noticed the statuesque woman behind him – blonde hair, tall, drop-dead gorgeous. He'd said this in such stately tones, Gagliardo made it sound like a new witness had come forward, perhaps a person-of-interest.

Smiling, Tango immediately stood up, straightened his back and his tie as well, the case, in his eyes, now more interesting. The others, mostly already standing, merely turned and looked on with mild curiosity.

The woman following Gagliardo was not being deferential to his age or rank. Given the openness of the precinct's office space, it was the closest thing she could make to what constituted “an entrance.” She had already removed a crumpled khaki-colored raincoat and left it in the captain's office with her equally crumpled pork-pie hat.

“Of all the dames who coulda walked into my precinct,” thought Alejandro Tango, smoothing down the graying hair across his temples, “the good Lord chose this one to brighten another miserable Monday in Marple!” Reel looked over at him with an arched eyebrow, convinced he had heard his partner begin to purr like a jaguar.

Once she had stepped around beside the captain, he introduced her as Special Agent Sarah Bond of the IMP, London Branch. “She has been assigned by the International Music Police to assist this investigation.”

Despite what must have been the closest thing to a smile his coworkers had seen on Captain Gagliardo's face in years, it was clear from the expression in Narder's eyes this was unwelcome news. Why the IMP felt this was now part of their jurisdiction was one thing, but did the GMMPF need a consultant?

One could argue – as Tango certainly would – she was more than just another bimbo with a badge wearing a red dress.

Narder intended to find out. “Great – so, what can you tell us about...?”

“I apologize,” Bond explained with a condescending tone, “but I'm not really at liberty to share information about an on-going investigation except to say it's international in scope and at a fairly delicate juncture.”

Narder's expression made it clear she didn't like that, regardless of juncture, she was expected to share information about her investigation.

“We were getting around to discussing 'motive' before you were introduced, Agent Bond.” Narder quickly scanned over the six other officers. “So, rather than starting over again, let's ask, what was the killer after?”

Torello, doing his best to impress their guest, pointed at the board and said the victim was not the likely target.

Officer Naze agreed. “She was way too insignificant. Yet she was holding the letter, wasn't she, which presumably the killer wanted. If we find the rest of the letter, it's probably not the motive.”

“We've assumed the victim was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or perhaps it's a case of mistaken identity?”

“If the letter's not the motive,” Torello mentioned, “does that clear Dr Purdue?”

“Not necessarily.” It's true the main connection to Purdue was that disturbing letter, but why leave the most incriminating part behind?

“Tango, Reel – you, too, Zerka: check the crime scene, go see if you can find the other half of that letter before it gets too dark. Take a look in the neighbors' backyards, too.”

With that, the three of them packed up their gear and took off, Reel grabbing another slice of pizza “to go.”

While some of the officers made a half-hearted attempt to freshen their coffee or see if there was any pizza left, others took a closer look at the board or engaged in further discussion.

“Is the current whereabouts of this letter, or this fragment of a letter,” Bond asked, “really so important to the case?” With a quietly shrugged shoulder, she hinted at playing more than devil's advocate.

“Yeah, I feel it is.” Narder left it at that, remembering the differences. If she wanted more, she'll have to ask.

Bond strode with a certain studied, un-policeman-like elegance up to the white board and casually looked over the photographs, clearly bored.

“Care to explain?” Bond asked without turning to face her. “I'm just curious.”

“I'm just curious why you're here,” Narder wanted to ask her out loud but decided not to, shuffling papers around instead. She could sense her co-workers – several others standing in the hall – watching them. In the back of her mind she heard her uncle's soft voice with its soothing advice: “Policemanship, Laura – it's a dance.”

That was something her uncle always told her when she was a kid, especially those weeks after her father was killed. Police officers often had different, sometimes opposing viewpoints, and nothing was ever simple. Then he would take her tiny hands in his big paws and lead her in a slow waltz around the room.

She imagined waltzing with Uncle Lou, ignoring the British Bitch from the IMP and contemplating different dance steps and different opinions. “If it isn't simple, deal with the difference – it's the justice that's important.”

“If Purdue's not the killer,” Narder pondered, pointing at his photograph, “then who's the tall man in black carrying a scythe...?”

Officer Torello looked over the pictures and singled out Arugula Jones. “What about...?”

“She was,” Narder pointed out, “the only person on staff upstairs – yes, alone – and the second person there on the scene.”

Naze piped up that she was also the only one who actually saw someone in the room with the victim's body.

“Perhaps that was just a ruse,” Naze suggested.

“No, Turner saw him, too.”

As her phone rang, Narder dismissed the idea since Jones got sick and barfed by the dollhouse after seeing the blood, not to mention where would she hide a weapon that big so quickly?

“Yeah, Tango,” she said, answering the phone, “what's up? The crime scene, already? What d'you mean, 'more blood' – but 'no body'?”

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to be continued... [with the next installment to be posted on Wednesday, Sept. 12th]

The usual disclaimer: In Search of Tom Purdue is, if you haven't figured it out, a work of fiction and as such all the characters (especially their names) and incidents in its story are more or less the product of the author's so-called imagination, sometimes inspired by elements of parody. While many locations may be real (or real-ish), they are not always "realistically used” and are intended solely to be fictional. Any similarity between people and places, living or dead, real or otherwise, is entirely coincidental.

©2018 by Richard Alan Strawser for Thoughts on a Train.

Friday, September 07, 2018

In Search of Tom Purdue: Chapter 4 (Part 1)

In the previous installment, it's a cautious dance around the detectives' questions – like, “what was Kerr doing there, visiting Purdue on that specific day he's wanted for questioning in that murder at his publisher's?” – and Amanda thought Kerr brilliant at trying to annoy Narder so much she gives up and finally leaves. She then tells them about delivering that back-up memory-stick to the Patty Beret School of Dance which Purdue made sound so clandestine. Kerr immediately decides they must retrieve that thumb drive and, meanwhile, check out what else there is to find before his friends Martin Crotchet and Dorothy Minnim arrive.  

(If you're just joining us, as they say, you can read the novel from the beginning, here.)

And now, it's time to continue with the next installment of 

 In Search of Tom Purdue.

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Chapter 4

I.

“Damn it! There's never a farking hand towel around when you need one!”

At least, she'd been wearing her usual gloves. At least, her new security camera remote “mute” button worked like a charm. She was not pleased about stepping over the body of the airport red-cap but at least it was a successful experiment. He shouldn't have started whistling what sounded like something from Vivaldi's Four Seasons, as if mishandling her luggage wasn't bad enough. Fortunately for him he never saw it coming. “Clearly, he needed to die.” Considering her height, the problem was getting the gadget behind the target's ear so she had to find someone short enough which meant, in her mind, it needed a little work to be practical. Also, at any rate, cleaning it off after she pushed the body aside, there wasn't supposed to be this much blood.

Today ought to be a wonderful day, as far as she was concerned, auspicious, even, if she'd believed in that stuff, but she couldn't deny it made her feel good inside, warm and fuzzy. It was one day on the calendar she looked forward to every year: the anniversary of the death of her sister. It was good, finally, after all these years, to be rid of her, no longer having to deal with the comparisons. Her sister Lontana had always been sheer perfection; Perdita Vremsky, not so much.

And everything for her latest assignment was finally beginning to fall into place after years of careful planning and exhaustive research, not a moment too soon, as her boss always managed to point out. But then technically it wasn't her fault the agents in the Munich branch suffered setbacks with their part of the project. Like any corporation, of course, when one manager falls behind in his responsibilities, an entire project can find itself in jeopardy. Then, before you know it, everybody's getting blamed, not just the one responsible.

Perdita Vremsky watched the outdated suburbs of Philadelphia flow past, nondescript and boring, as her hired limousine left the airport behind, headed north toward her meeting with one of her agents, their first encounter. They'd corresponded through encrypted e-mail and burner cells, using all the normal protocols, but now a face-to-face meeting had become necessary.

The lone passenger in the limo's back seat felt dwarfed by her surroundings with its glistening leather upholstery and unnecessary mirrors, as if she'd wandered into Dr Who's TARDIS, inexplicably bigger on the inside. She saw no reason why the company needed to splurge on such luxuriousness – for her, a simple BMW would have sufficed. The mirrors in particular were making her uncomfortable, placed practically everywhere she looked: if she ruled the kingdom, she'd banish mirrors. Why did everyone need to check themselves out, constantly preening in some mirror?

Her feet barely touched the floor – another annoyance – making her feel ridiculously insignificant like some little girl in an oversized chair. It reminded her of that Lily Tomlin character she'd always hated so much. She was short, she admitted, but she knew that didn't make her inconsequential. Looking insignificant and being insignificant were entirely different.

Plus her hair never did her any favors no matter how she tried to style it (such a waste of time), whether she cut it short or let it grow long, almost shoulder-length, now. Frizzy yet always lacking anything remotely like body, it hung there, completely lifeless, the quintessential bad-hair day in a bad-hair life.

She described its color as “Protestant rat brown” – she'd seen that somewhere before: maybe it was in a John Updike novel. Whatever the color, it rebelled at the very suggestion of dyes and conditioners.

Lontana Vremsky, dead now these past five years – five wonderful years, Perdita recalled – had been tall and statuesque like a model, with long blonde hair (“burnished,” some described it) and skin like pure alabaster. Her eyes were not just blue but possessed a depth like the sea where men found they could easily drown themselves. Her smile revealed the radiance of fine jewels, reflecting an affirmation of life; her lips possessed the promise of eternal sweetness. A turn of her head, the tilt of an eyebrow rendered men prisoners.

Of course, Perdita thought of all this differently, without resorting to unnecessary poetry, how like a freak of nature Lontana seemed. Nature, in addition to vacuums, also abhorred perfection, allowing its occurrence only rarely. And men, she noticed, could be such imbeciles when it came to beauty. In Nature's finest irony, Lontana was a lesbian.

Even as a baby, Lontana commanded everyone's attention, people cooing over her beauty offering the proud parents – a most happy pair – the most heartfelt of congratulations as if they'd succeeded in doing something right. Beside them stood this sad-faced, pudgy toddler with unruly hair and sallow skin, ill-fitting clothes unable to mask her ill-proportioned body.

With a deferential nod to their older daughter, her parents, it was obvious, realized that this time they had been lucky. Perdita was a constant reminder that beautiful people didn't always produce beautiful children.

Not that her parents were necessarily prize-winners themselves when it came to beauty, Perdita began to understand the older she got, realizing early there were people among their friends she considered much better looking; plus she'd overheard Grandmother complaining Perdita's mother was nothing but a common whore and though ignorant about whore, “common” she understood.

Her father was tall and slender – later, she thought of him as “skinny” – with a great head of usually wayward hair, “straw-blonde” he had called it, his Russian heritage, the legacy of pre-Revolutionary aristocrats.

Her mother was descended from vineyard laborers in the Italian town of Sporcizia, a dirty little village in the Po Valley, and went to Livorno to become an actress where she met Perdita's father.

True, Grandfather had been the second son of Count Poteryanikov-Vremsky before the Revolution, but neither lineage was worth much in reality.

Perdita didn't like thinking about things like family, at least at the moment, as the limousine sped along the busy highway, knowing she should never let anything so trivial distract her from her goal. She'd had the flight from Munich to Philadelphia to think about such things, and couldn't afford to lose her focus now. If she were to go all nostalgic about her sister's death, she argued, wasn't such emotional baggage a sign of weakness? Unfortunately, catching glimpses of herself in all these mirrors only made it worse. The driver told her it should take about a half-hour, depending on traffic, but that must have been an hour ago. Had he gotten lost or missed an exit and she'd miss this meeting? Who was to blame for all these mirrors dredging up these unwanted memories? “It's like I'm trapped inside some farking fun-house!”

Perdita looked around to see if there was some kind of sound system and some music that would sooth her mind and distract her from her sister's memory and the driver's increasingly galling effrontery, but the only thing she found was a disc of “Vivaldi's Greatest Hits” and that only inflamed her annoyance even more. Maybe she could blame the handsome limo driver for mishandling her emotional baggage like the airport red-cap who dropped her suitcase? It would definitely make her feel better if, perhaps, he too should die.

Certainly, as a baby, Lontana was innocent, lying there in her frilly pram, compared to the adult who constantly mocked Perdita, even if it had only been through her existence, by just being perfect. The very memory of those long blonde tresses, that perfect nose, those eyes was enough to inflame Perdita's dark, misshapen soul. She didn't have to remember the playground mockery, the boys who preferred Lontana, or the piteous looks from her parents' friends, yet five years after she'd died, Lontana still taunted her from the grave.

Even if this many years later her memories of childhood weren't quite accurate, this was how she remembered them, more importantly, to the point where, for her, memory was impossible to distinguish from reality. Where was the person who'd ever convince her it hadn't happened this way? Besides, which was more important: perception? – or truth?

Though she had grown up in a household where her father tried to manage a small second-rate opera house in Italy and her mother tried learning how to sing well enough to perform there, it wasn't until she attended college in America and took an intro course that she learned how to love classical music. Most of the time, because it had been her parents' choice of music, she had made the decision to detest it, preferring to listen to the latest rock-n-roll fads primarily because it annoyed them.

Then, when Lontana started to take music lessons, showing promise as a pianist, Perdita managed to join a neighbor's rock band despite their saying she had a voice like a frog in a blender. Considering much of what she enjoyed, she had taken that as a compliment, but it wasn't long till the band dissolved.

For several summers, she would follow her favorite bands around Europe, then America, deciding to take a business degree in college where senior year she was forced to take this “Introduction to Music” class. The premise of the course seemed to indicate classical music was much too good for her, that she'd never understand it.

Real music lovers turned these composers into marble busts, treated them like gods, told stories about suffering artists like mythological legends. And yet, she had discovered a new religion: Beethoven suffered for our sins.

Blown away by the Late Quartets of Beethoven which she found totally incomprehensible, even more than much of the modern stuff, she soon discovered the more complicated the music, the better it was regarded and that any true lover of classical music would implicitly understand this complexity thus ultimately making her a truly superior person. The salvation she would receive through this revelation, having once opened her mind, would be a sense of considerable intellectual supremacy, something that others like her with similar understanding would hold in high regard. It was not a matter of passionate responses and palpitations of the heart, the racing pulse or sweat on the skin which any simpleton could experience in the climactic throes of an emotional orgasm: it was in the expansion of the intellect she sought to express herself even if, honestly, it sounded like pure crap.

She practiced the dismissive sneer of her professor, the theorist Dr Preston Headstone, which he, with arched eyebrow signifying arch contempt, reserved for simple music that could be easily appreciated because it was pretty. He held in equal contempt purely entertaining music with its heightened rhythmic pulsings where people responded primitively by bopping their heads. The aim of classical music wasn't to engage the masses in mere entertainment – any music in societal contexts could do that: the goal was one of purely individual enlightenment, the expansion of the mind.

It was through personal experience that the mind would discover its greatest potential, able to comprehend its place in the universe, and thereby embrace the opportunity to achieve a higher level of sophisticated intelligence. But it was good that Classical Music (with its upper-case C and M) could also engage people at an entry level. The world sought to enrich the masses' lives through art, improving their lot, but it needed more educated people as leaders. “Bach was better than Vivaldi, Mozart better than Haydn, nobody better than Beethoven.”

She may not have done well in class thanks to the Bell Curve and a slow start with poor test scores. She was, however, one of the few to catch on by the final. But life, in her experience, was never fair to one of the Masses. Her goal was to join the Select Few.

Like so many devotees of something newly discovered, she wondered how much she could increase her ability to accept, to understand, basically how to attain the necessary enlightenment with the least time or effort. She went to every concert she could, waded through program notes and books that would have been indecipherable to her before. She bought a bust of Beethoven – good-sized, not one of those puny ones – and placed it on top of her stereo. Next, she arranged bowls of fresh fruit and flowers in front of it.

She stopped going to hear her favorite bands, threw out her old recordings, and indiscriminately started buying “tons” of classical LPs. Her favorite second-hand shop had a section called “The Best of the Greatest.” Every night before bed she listened to a Beethoven symphony or some Bach. Soon, she also needed to find new roommates.

Perdita quickly gave up her dream of managing a rock band and started promoting a string quartet that played Beethoven exclusively, the first of many such classical music ensembles she'd take under her wing, eventually becoming a famous impresario before realizing it's spelled with only one 's' (she'd thought it meant “someone destined to impress”).

Gradually, she developed a reputation for offering fine performers playing the greatest music for the edification of the most astute audiences. She had little patience for presenters interested merely in ticket sales and popularity.

It was this very devotion to classical music, especially the idea of protecting it from the riff-raff who demeaned its greatness, which eventually led Perdita Vremksy to becoming noticed by members of the Aficionati. By this time, she'd decided to move her base of operations to London because she found its intellectual atmosphere more congenial. Twenty years out of college, after earning a master's degree in arts management, she joined forces with her mentor, Eben Flut. Together, Vremsky & Flut became a commanding force in London's competitive art world.

They built up a stable of artists with only a few select performers representing the best that London had to offer, including the foremost pianists and the finest violinists, even a cellist or two. What they lacked in recognition, they made up for in dedication and professionalism, nothing trendy nor likely to be one-hit wonders.

The Kenner Quartet, founded by violist Vaarten Niemann, soon became their signature thoroughbred and began to bring in the largest fees, taking their Beethoven and Shostakovich cycles around England and playing in contemporary festivals. They treated the Late Beethoven Quartets like warhorses and used Bartók as curtain-raisers, often playing the Grosse Fuge as an encore.

The reaction, admittedly, was mixed, many thinking these programs too academic and boring, especially those who missed the “rock star days.” The thing about “rock stars” was most had the shelf-life of a gnat.

It was a much more difficult task to crack into the American market which usually resisted such approaches to concert programming, and one of her objects with this visit was to attend several conferences. She knew her artists were not PBS material, while many universities, like radio, were basically, on the whole, a lost cause.

But if she met with chamber music presenters who'd hear the Kenner play, maybe someone would hire them for a concert. They would certainly balance the lighter fare many American organizations offered their subscribers.

The plan was to join up with the Kenner Quartet at one such conference in New York City later this week. In the meantime, there was pressing business to attend to here in Philadelphia.

It seems one of her agents had run into some kind of snag. And one thing the Aficionati hated was “snags.”

On a recent American visit, Perdita unearthed an old copy of a piano quintet by some composer she'd never heard of which included a detailed analysis of a secret program embedded within the music, a manuscript from the “Used Score” bin at the late, lamented Patelson's Music, “The Best Little Score House in New York.” A complex, intellectually challenging work that even had a real “mystery” behind it, this would be great for the Kenner to play with pianist Timon der Tijd whenever she'd finally schedule their American debut.

They'd read through it this past summer, making a convincing case for it, and agreed it would be fun to perform since, the embedded story aside, it's fairly inaccessible, lacking tunes but harmonically inventive. The fact she couldn't “hear” the story supposedly hidden in its complicated code didn't bother Perdita, figuring real aficionados would “understand.”

She told Niemann to comb through the score with the analysis in hand, verifying everything worked like it said it did, which he said “it did,” even if some things were “a tad arbitrary.” Arbitrary, however, was not her major concern, as long as it was there: an audience would believe whatever it was told.

The arcane program notes had been prepared by someone named T. Richard Kerr; the music was composed by a Thomas Purdue. Perhaps the Aficionati knew who these guys were: they might be members, themselves.

That was one thing about the byzantine organization behind the Aficionati she disliked, especially when it came to times like this, how it was almost impossible to find out who else was a member. So she sent a Personnel Identification Request to her superior (whom she knew) to ask his superior (whom she did not). From there, it echoed for months around what passed for the bureaucratic halls of a clandestine international organization of such secrecy not one single person in any single office knew who belonged to it.

Like many such secret organizations which felt its members required a certain anonymity, this protected them from any unnecessary public scrutiny, though everyone knew that that public scrutiny included law enforcement and the courts. This meant, should there would be any “inquiries,” it kept upper management safe. Perdita could only identify two people above her.

Given the formula was old in feudal times but with some added security and choice (if confusing) terms borrowed from antiquity, Perdita knew her “phalanx” consisted of six additional agents working under her supervisor. She, beyond that, supervised seven more agents which were known as her “cohort,” each of which supervised a further seven agents. Though Perdita and her six colleagues plus all their “cohorts” formed a “legion,” technically she could only identify fourteen other members. How many further cohorts existed above or below each agent was anyone's guess.

Without specific ranks, agents wouldn't know their standing within the overall organizational hierarchy, but those on the lowest levels were probably like her college “Intro” professor whose primary function was to identify future recruits. It's possible the only person who knew the identity of the organization's leader was the one who had no immediate supervisor.

And then there was each agent's code name, something assigned at their induction, chosen from a broad array of ancient myths. Her immediate supervisor was a gentleman called “Dagon,” after some old Phoenician god. Whatever she thought his ranking may have been, Vremsky accidentally discovered his immediate supervisor, or some higher-up administrator, was named “Osiris.”

Her own name, as much as she disliked it, was “Lóviator,” an obscure witch in Finnish mythology capable of changing shapes. Dagon, despite being a fish-god, sounded somewhat cool; but Lóviator was... well – obscure.

There were two in her immediate phalanx whom she'd worked with quite often, Hephaestus, after the blacksmith, a master of gadgets, and Machaon, named for the younger brother of the father of medicine, Aesculapius. Frequently involved on mutual projects, Perdita spent much time hopping between their locations, gadgets in Glasgow and medical apparatus in Munich. Hephaestus was having her try out his latest, the security camera “mute-button remote” and the “stun pen,” among various other things. “Mack” had inadvertently let slip their latest project came directly from this “Osiris.”

Ironically, it was her search for the composer of that “mysterious” piano quintet that led to a break-through to solve everything – well, maybe not everything, but the major stumbling block in Osiris' fantastic scheme. It seemed possible this Thomas Purdue might actually know something helpful with programming musical codes as a secret form of communication.

Whatever information requests given to Dagon's superior yielded, trying to identify the possible membership of Dr Purdue in the Aficionati's ranks, they indicated only that Purdue had once been identified as a potential convert. Whether he'd refused, showed no interest in joining or the recruiter lost interest was information which remained, by and large, unknown.

All this, Lóviator was told, happened decades ago, perhaps back in the 1970s, most of the agents involved having long retired. Still, as Dagon had recently relayed to Lóviator, Purdue's whereabouts remained likewise unknown.

Trying not to appear impatient, after sensing Aficionati affiliation was not that crucial, and concerned more with premiering this piano quintet, she set her own minions (as she viewed her cohort) on Purdue's trail. If he were still alive or if the quintet had previously been published, there were, for instance, legal issues to consider.

Odd nothing turned up after Googling the name which pointed directly to him, a famous composer teaching somewhere, getting works performed. While there were numerous hits on the name, several of them were composers.

Yet it was her most recently assigned agent, the one they'd named “Falx,” who had some vague memory from his childhood. His grandmother's neighbor's nephew was named Tom Purdue (or maybe it was Tim?).

What author wrote, “there aren't enough people to go around in the world”? But even with this serendipitousness, there were doubts.

Dagon hadn't actually told her how he knew anything about this Thomas Purdue who'd been doing some research into musical codes; then, Perdita hadn't told him about the mystery encoded into Purdue's quintet, either. But what would it matter if it weren't part of any organizational directive where withholding information could be construed as disloyalty? Without letting on to Falx what her real interest was in Thomas Purdue, she told him to confirm his identity first, then check if that aunt or any other childhood friends knew his whereabouts. But if, on the off-chance the Thomas Purdue she was interested in was the same one Osiris was now interested in, it would certainly be a feather in the collective cap of Team Lóviator. As the Aficionati hadn't mentioned anything about being interested in “musically coded communications,” Perdita immediately became intrigued by the subject herself.

Last week, in preparation for meeting Falx during her business trip to America, with eyes to a future proposal to Dagon, Perdita asked Niemann to take her on an in-depth journey through Purdue's quintet, not only about the details of its mystery but also what, specifically, there was to this concept of musically embedded codes. But it struck her, considering what she'd tried to read about “Artificial Intelligence,” as something very basic, an almost rudimentary experiment, which made her wonder why Osiris would seriously be interested in this composer?

But that was the thing about a secret organization, having become so secretive, no matter how large it may have grown, no one else in the organization knew what the others were up to. So it's possible Osiris had this project assigned to another of his cohorts, nothing she would need to be involved in. And while there was no specified hierarchy among those in any given phalanx, she wondered how high her own cohort ranked, or was there the possibility she stood near the bottom, insignificant, an afterthought?

There wasn't much she could do about it if that were the case, twiddling her thumbs while lost in idle speculation, since their managerial style – using the term loosely – was part of its secrecy. Besides, much of an agent's time was spent waiting for that next assignment, never knowing when an assignment might “trickle down.”

If this is how the organization had been run since it was established before the glory days of the 15th Century, who was she, over six hundred years later, to question its perceived short-comings? In these days of jets and e-mail, she considered its attitudes terminally out-dated, its unwillingness even to consider change morbidly obtuse.

But the purpose behind the organization of the Aficionati in the first place was to preserve “Art Music” for the Initiated. Far be it from her to second-guess the sacerdotal wisdom of upper management.

Judging from the rumbling in her stomach, Perdita imagined the last time she'd had real food was over 10 hours ago, especially since that $25 coffee-and-donut airport special would never classify as “real food.” Another whiff of leather upholstery was enough to make her glad she'd arrived. Seriously, lunch could not be served soon enough.

The limo turned once again as the driver announced their arrival – “God, finally!” – coming to a halt on a tree-lined driveway leading to some motel on the edge of an office building theme park. The front entrance on her left looked pedestrian enough if a little institutional. Then she noticed the building on her right.

He'd booked her into a place across from branch offices of the FBI? “What kind of a farking moron is he?”

Her concerns were pushed aside when her phone buzzed: a text from Osiris.

= = = = = = = = = = = = =

to be continued... [with the next installment to be posted on Monday, Sept. 10th]

The usual disclaimer: In Search of Tom Purdue is, if you haven't figured it out, a work of fiction and as such all the characters (especially their names) and incidents in its story are more or less the product of the author's so-called imagination, sometimes inspired by elements of parody. While many locations may be real (or real-ish), they are not always "realistically used” and are intended solely to be fictional. Any similarity between people and places, living or dead, real or otherwise, is entirely coincidental.

©2018 by Richard Alan Strawser for Thoughts on a Train.

Wednesday, September 05, 2018

In Search of Tom Purdue: Chapter 3 (Part 3)

In the previous installment, Dr Kerr figures out Tom Purdue isn't having lunch with their mutual friend, Martin Crotchet, after all, so he and Martin set up a meeting along with another friend from their grad-school days, Dorothy Minnim, who's in the area. Hopefully, they can figure out what exactly has happened to Tom. Aside from bringing up an old incident when Tom protested the Vietnam War back in the '70s (breaking into a chancellor's office and spattering it with pig's blood), Kerr sits in Tom's study with Cameron and Amanda, wondering what to do next when Cameron notices a police car pulling up out front. Kerr creates a scenario to explain how he and Cameron just happen to stop by today and advises them not to give the police any information about that phone call, even if Amanda thinks that might be considered “obstructing an investigation,” something Kerr considers kind of a gray area...

(If you're just joining us, as they say, you can read the novel from the beginning, here.)

And now, it's time to continue with the next installment of 

In Search of Tom Purdue.

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“The whole day's been one big gray area,” Amanda thought, her head aching even without focusing on what Dr Kerr said, frequently glancing out the window, hoping the sun would metaphorically soon break through. “It was supposed to be sunny,” she remembered. But then, one friend had been murdered and another was considered a suspect. What kind of day could that be, after all, but gloomy and miserable: all it needed now was a steady drizzle. It's not like having the sun come out would make everything go away. Again, she'd noticed someone lurking about next door but figured it was either that Bond woman or one of the police. “No doubt, they're back to check on the Professor's whereabouts,” she'd been thinking. She was going to say something to Cameron – he seemed nice – but didn't. He was too intent listening to Dr Kerr.

And her heart already sank when she gathered this Martin fellow didn't know where the Professor was either, after all that, hoping he could've just met an old friend and they'd gone for lunch. She could hear him joke most people always thought he's “out to lunch,” anyway, a normal state-of-being for most creative people. She'd been hoping Dr Purdue could still waltz right in through the back door any minute, now, carrying a doggie bag, and wonder “what the heck's all the fuss about? And why the cops?”

Wasn't it awkward enough, after Cameron excused himself, when Dr Kerr looked over at her and didn't know what to say? All she could think was “so, how bad is it – really... that bad?” It felt like an hour as the silence dragged on before Cameron returned, but all he did was shrug his shoulders. “I remember him saying whatever happened, happened between 11:00 yesterday morning and 4:00, something about this lecture his friend was giving; but what did he mean,” she wondered, “by 'maybe it's already too late'?”

Seconds before Cameron came back into the room and told us about the police car he'd seen – was it Narder, again? – she was sure she'd seen movement out of the corner of her eye. Staring out the window, waiting for Dr Kerr to say something, she was convinced she's now imagining all kinds of things.

“One foot in front of the other, girl, and hold onto that rail,” Amanda kept telling herself, whatever Dr Kerr said, as they walked down the hall, then the steps, Cameron leading the way. “Okay, they were in the neighborhood and stopped in to see Dr Purdue, and, right, keep the police from snooping around.”

It was this last bit about not telling the police everything they knew: wouldn't that help prove he's not the killer? Wasn't that, like, withholding evidence from the detectives and obstructing a police investigation?

“Gray area, the man says,” but they seemed intent on this “stealth mode,” and there was something about Cameron she trusted. The important thing was to find the professor and prove he is innocent. Dr Kerr and Cameron took up positions in the dining room, looking nonchalant, leaving Amanda's brain whirling when the doorbell rang.

Amanda tried to smile but realized that might be inappropriate and certainly suspicious, imagining which scenarios might or might not work: she would not be glad to see them unless they had good news. With another sigh, she cautiously opened the door, hoping not to screw up (“remember, keep them from snooping around the place”).

Saying nothing might seem too belligerent, but saying too much could arouse suspicion (“and above all, don't give them any information”). She opened the door barely wide enough to peek out and said, “Yeah...?”

Two people held their badges up though Amanda already knew who they were from their inauspicious visit earlier in the morning, the woman introducing themselves curtly as Detective Narder and her partner Detective Reel.

“Good afternoon, Ms Wences,” the woman was saying, “sorry to disturb you again. Has there been any word from Dr Purdue?”

Amanda reminded herself she would need to focus what little concentration she had so she didn't give away Dr Kerr's plan, even though neither she nor, apparently, Dr Kerr knew what that plan was.

“No,” Amanda said, shaking her head, “nothing yet,” wondering what to say next. She thought a moment, then added, “and you?”

“No, sorry, nothing we can tell you, ma'am. You appear to have company.”

“Oh, not me,” Amanda said, “they stopped by to see the Professor, but...”

“Could we speak to them.” Narder wasn't asking.

Reintroducing herself, Narder was halfway across the living room before Amanda said “sure.” “Mind if I ask you who you are? An unfortunate time to be visiting Dr Purdue – what brings you here today?”

Dr Kerr stepped forward to shake her hand. “My names Dr Richard Kerr. Tom and I were friends back in school.”

When Kerr saw the other detective start to sidle over toward the bookcases, he asked if they would like some coffee. Narder waved his suggestion away and the one named Reel simply ignored him.

Amanda picked up the two cups they'd left sitting on the coffee table and said she was going to “refresh” them, hoping nobody would notice they'd already gotten cold. “It's okay, I'm an intern.”

Though Detective Reel also declined, at least he turned away from the bookcase, watching Amanda as she walked to the kitchen.

“Anyway,” Kerr continued, “I'm a friend of Tom's – my student, Cameron, here, hasn't met him yet, but we were hoping to...”

“And you happened to be driving through,” Narder said, “and thought you'd stop.”

Amanda could hear Dr Kerr trying to explain how he figured the professor would be home on a chilly Monday afternoon, then realized she didn't have Dr Kerr's teacup (did he leave it upstairs?).

“We were just talking about going out for a late lunch,” Amanda interjected, “or get some take-out instead while we wait.”

“So, uh... Dr Kerr, is it,” Narder resumed, “you have no idea, then, where Thomas Purdue might be at the moment?” Meanwhile, she pulled out a small wire-ring notebook and started jotted things down.

“Not really,” Kerr said, trying to look thoughtful, “probably went out for lunch – any reason the police are looking for him?”

“Yes, as a matter of fact,” Narder answered but didn't bother to elaborate. “Know anything about his relationship with his publisher?”

“We haven't been close for several years, so – no, I don't recall anything.”

Amanda brought in two cups of fresh coffee and handed one to Cameron, hoping the other would calm her own nerves. “Dr Kerr, I'm heating water for some tea, unless you'd rather have coffee?”

Kerr looked around as if trying to locate something then shrugged his shoulders. Amanda thought he must do that quite often.

Before Kerr could respond about coffee or tea, Narder asked him what might have brought him to the Greater Marple Area, close enough to warrant dropping in on someone unannounced if you weren't close.

“Actually,” Cameron said, speaking up, “he wanted to introduce me to Dr Purdue and thought a spontaneous visit might be easier.”

“Really? 'Cause I know my granny'd tell you to come back another day if you showed up on her doorstep unannounced.”

“But, Detective,” Amanda broke in, “Dr Purdue isn't like that – not usually, anyway...”

“Dr Kerr,” Narder continued, “since you say you two were in school together, can you describe Dr Purdue as a composer? I'm told he's one of those cerebral types, like maybe even a serialist?”

Kerr, after explaining he was a composer himself, said from what he remembered, he would never describe Purdue as a serialist.

“Because it's my impression serialists don't give a damn about their listeners,” Narder rambled on, regardless, “only writing for other composers.”

Thinking that unfair, Kerr added this was clearly a case of aesthetic profiling.

“This place seems like an odd kind of house for someone who's an intellectual,” Det. Reel threw in, “don't you think?”

“Oh, I know, right? But then, he inherited it from his Aunt Jane.”

“It make sense to you he's lived here and never changed a thing?”

“And what's that got to do with anything?”

With a quick jerk of her head, Narder signaled Reel to step back, leaving Kerr's question to hang in the air. “Ms Wences, perhaps we could have some coffee after all, if that's okay?” She gave her partner another, less aggressive nod, and Reel, following after Amanda like a good little puppy, offered his help.

In the kitchen, Amanda apologized, “it's only instant – the professor was never a fan of fancy or time-consuming brews,” she explained, but Reel didn't mind, figuring it can't be any worse than the precinct's.

It annoyed her she couldn't hear what the detective was asking Dr Kerr, much less his answers, since they were whispering: was the detective playing the age-old trick of “Divide and Conquer,” she wondered? Reel kept up a steady stream of chatter asking Amanda about school stuff but mostly referring to her work with Purdue.

It felt like half an hour before the water finally started to boil, as if it would take the whole day. Once she started pouring it, Reel asked if he could have some sugar. She pretended to look for the sugar in a cupboard by the doorway and, despite Reel, managed to hear Narder clearly.

“There's a great deal in this on-going investigation we can't discuss with anyone, but let's say he's a person of interest.”

“So,” Kerr whispered, shocked, “rather than being 'out-to-lunch,' you're thinking Tom's more 'on-the-lam'?”

By the time Amanda could get away from Reel and take the coffee into Det. Narder, the conversation had moved on and Amanda couldn't help thinking she might have missed something important, however small, especially if Narder asked her the same questions and, not knowing how Kerr'd replied, she'd give his plan – or non-plan – away. Not that she would normally give in to any overriding sense of paranoia, but she rarely had to deal with policemen, even though this experience has been fairly benign except for that Tango guy. Despite Narder's not appearing particularly threatening to her (and Reel, if anything, sweet), she did feel a psychological pressure to conform, given the wording of the questions and what Narder thought her answers implied. Regardless how they treated her while trying to “extract” information from her, they were, apparently, still convinced the Professor's a killer.

Despite the reputation police generally managed to have, considering the news she'd seen on television engulfing the country since last summer, she didn't think it was likely either detective was going to shoot her but she couldn't help wondering if they were both wearing those body cameras in case she became uncooperative and “needed restraining.” She also found herself wondering how the Professor, who occasionally reminisced about his student protest days, might react to these detectives. What if some deep-seated fear from his past had suddenly made him snap?

Dr Kerr had apparently been regaling Det. Narder with stories about Tom Purdue, how he's known him since their student days, how they reunited only recently, especially after the professor's heart attack this spring, stories she would have enjoyed hearing because anything about the Professor intrigued her except, she admitted, not necessarily at the moment. It was amazing how Dr Kerr could take a personal story like this, filling out the factual details with emotional experience, and yet turn it into something which sounded as boring as a lecture.

But the detective, her eyes already glazing over, had barely put her pen and notebook away and sat there barely listening, bored to tears, trying to figure out how to shut this guy up. Perhaps this was Dr Kerr's plan, get her so bored she would leave so they could proceed with rescuing the Professor.

Handing her the coffee was enough to bring Det. Narder out of it, who, thanking her for this elixir of rejuvenation, then interrupted Dr Kerr in mid-sentence without apology to ask more pertinent questions, suddenly more interested in knowing what Dr Purdue had been working on recently, though Amanda already told her everything she knew. Only momentarily miffed at having his discourse curtailed, Dr Kerr quickly shifted gears, picking up at another point in the continuum, like a video where you've decided to skip over the boring middle bits.

“In the past, Tom was always eager to tell me what he's writing, rubbing it in, because he was so spontaneous when it took me so long to compose a few measures a day. So, I assumed either he was becoming more private about his work, now, or didn't want to admit he wasn't writing.”

Amanda heard Cameron cough one of those discreet little coughs people often used to make others aware of something barely noticeable, making her look up to see Det. Reel, not required to pay attention, wander back toward the bookcases with his cup of coffee in hand, a look of curiosity in those soulful, Irish eyes.

Without breaking the tone or cadence of what he was saying, Dr Kerr suddenly asked if they didn't need a warrant if they were going to search the house, “as if you'd find anything.”

Giving her partner another peremptory nod effective as any dog trainer's verbal command, Det. Narder decided to approach her question differently. “Could the fact Dr Purdue might not be writing anything especially bother him?”

“Creativity is a delicate balance – sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't,” he explained, “and all artists, at one time or another...”

“Dr Kerr,” she said, interrupting him again, “could we cut to the chase? What I'm trying to figure out is this: do you know of any reason why Dr Purdue would feel particularly stressed?”

“You mean other than his just having had a heart attack and surgery, dealing with hospital bills because his insurance sucks, living in a world which increasingly undervalues art, a world dominated by fear, where corporate greed has taken over the government and Washington is in gridlock – no, I can't imagine why he'd feel stressed.”

Amanda could only imagine what those few words were the detective jotted down in her notebook or what traps she's setting now that Dr Kerr was beginning to lose patience, possibly blowing his cover.

“I don't understand how this will help you find this poor girl's killer or why it happened in Tom's publisher's office.”

“If you don't mind, Dr Kerr, I'm trying to understand someone,” she said, “who's a person of interest and your friend. Would you say Thomas Purdue, as a composer, would have had any talent?”

“Of course he does – even you have 'talent,' Det. Nardine,” Dr Kerr began, “but the concept itself is difficult to define, the way we use it today, considering everyone has 'talent' of some kind...”

He kept making that annoying “air quotes” gesture every time he said 'talent,' if mispronouncing Narder's name wrong wasn't annoying enough.

“We see a kid scrawling with crayons and say, 'doesn't she have 'talent' when we actually mean, 'oh, isn't that cute?'”

Amanda hoped Dr Kerr's plan to annoy Narder into leaving would start working.

“Talent is one thing but what one does with it, what it produces, what you probably call 'Art,' that's something else because you can have 'talent' and have absolutely nothing to show for it. Too many composers – and artists in general – have been quite successful at it without ever having even an ounce of talent.”

“Bravo,” Amanda thought, seeing how Dr Kerr's clever plan was having its effect as Det. Reel's phone broke through his tirade. Rolling her eyes, Narder slammed her notebook shut when Reel announced, “It's Tango.”

The conversation was short and to the point – “Yeah... Okay... On our way.” – though Amanda was wondering what the point was.

“Did he find something next door?” Amanda asked. “Because we thought we saw...”

“Tango?” Reel replied, pocketing his phone, “no, he's...”

Narder stood up, finishing Reel's sentence for him: “...on assignment elsewhere. Let's go.”

“Wait, what?” Reel stopped short. “You thought you saw what next door – when?”

“I did,” Cameron said, also standing up, “not long before you arrived. He was gone by the time anybody else looked.”

Narder wasn't hiding the fact she was annoyed. “And you didn't say anything?”

“Honestly,” Kerr said, “I don't recall your asking.”

Amanda explained Cameron had seen a guy dressed all in black next door but she assumed it was the new neighbor. “I've never met him, so I wouldn't know,” she said, gathering the cups.

Narder took out her pen and notebook again. “You think it was Purdue?”

“Wouldn't know,” Cameron said, “I've never met him.”

Shoving her notebook into her pocket so forcefully she almost tore her jacket, Det. Narder, staring down all three of them, was probably wondering how she could arrest them for hampering a police investigation.

“Yeah, it could be your new next-door neighbor, like you say, Ms Wences, or perhaps it's a prowler in the area – neighbors down the street reported seeing someone wandering through the cemetery last week – but it could also be your professor friend, Dr Purdue, using it as a safe haven till the coast is clear.”

“But that wouldn't make sense,” Kerr began arguing, “because this is his home, so he would stay here, rather than there.”

“We'll check it out, anyway, see who that is next door,” Narder said.

“Or probably it was that Bond woman who was here earlier,” Amanda added, “the one who said she's consulting with you.”

“What bondswoman are you talking about,” Reel asked. “You mean a bounty hunter?”

“Come on, Reel.” Narder was impatient to leave. “Tango's wondering where we are. I'll have some guys check out next door.”

The detectives were no sooner out the door, promising to return soon enough, when there was a collective sigh of relief before Kerr said it won't be long before they're back with a warrant.

“We'll have to scour this place to find any clues we can if we're going to find Tom before they do.”

Cameron wondered what kind of evidence he thought the police expected to find as opposed to what they hoped to find.

“What we're looking for,” Kerr said, “is probably stuff the police wouldn't notice.”

“And brilliant plan to get rid of Det. Narder, Dr Kerr,” Amanda said. “Congratulations on annoying her until she finally left.”

“Plan?” Kerr looked at her quizzically. “What plan...?”

“You know, everything you were...”

“Oh, he has that effect on people, sometimes,” Cameron explained with a wink. “Meanwhile, we have to think about what's next.”

Kerr, still confused about this mysterious “plan” which Amanda was congratulating him on, looked around the room to get his bearings, then asked her if Purdue kept any kind of a diary or journal, whether in a separate notebook or a file he had on his computer, something which might explain whatever was worrying him.

“Worrying him – like what,” Amanda asked, stopping short. “You mean like that prowler?”

“Had he said anything about seeing this prowler?”

“Yeah, maybe that's what spooked the Professor, then,” Amanda said, “now I remember!”

It had been about two weeks ago, probably not more but possibly less, before she went out to run some errands when the Professor had asked her to drop off a small envelope downtown. He'd been having a bad couple of days – “some pain around his incision” – and didn't really feel up to it, himself. Come to think of it, he did seem kind of worried about something but I had assumed it was this pain since it was six months after his surgery and that's making him anxious.”

But Amanda'd forgotten until Det. Narder mentioned it, how she was in the kitchen helping get his dinner ready one evening and there it was on the TV news, reporting live from the cemetery, about neighbors reporting a prowler in the area “skulking” along the stone wall, then “disappearing into those trees,” she continued, pointing.

“It scared me,” she said, “but the Professor laughed and mentioned he'd seen this guy a few times, coming and going, but when I said 'maybe it's the new neighbor,' you know, next door, he told me, 'new neighbors don't “skulk,” Amanda – they use the front door.' He still seemed kind of unnerved by it.”

Cameron looked out toward the trees and the cemetery from the dining room. “Did Dr Purdue report this to the police?”

“He didn't say, but I felt really creepy when I left that night.”

Then the next day, the Professor gave her this envelope and asked her to drop it off at the ballet school. She figured it was a back-up copy of the “Mysteries” for Rhonda Zhomme.

“Mysteries?” Kerr perked up at this. “What 'mysteries'? Sounds like a significant clue.”

“It's the dance piece he'd been working on.”

“You think he was afraid somebody would break in and steal his computer?” Cameron thought it sounded like a reasonable concern.

Kerr made some snide comment about another problem with composing on a computer.

“I didn't think someone would steal his composition, that just sounded too paranoid. And, besides, it was only the rough draft. He'd mentioned a couple weeks ago how he's way behind schedule with it.”

“Is there anything else on this back-up thing,” Kerr said, “something more mysterious? Why so adamant nobody else know about it.”

“Normally,” Amanda began, “I don't get into that part of town – it's a very ritzy neighborhood, old houses and wealthy families, and many of them converted into posh boutiques, way out of my range. The Professor's publisher is there, too, Marple Music, and I'd been there before, but not recently, probably not since early summer. Right across the street is this old-fashioned bakery and coffee shop called 'Lili's' – I hear they have really great lingonberry muffins – then a few doors up on the same side is the dance school.”

She knew she didn't need to bother Dr Kerr with all these details, but it helped fix things in her mind: it was all part of the experience that day and helped her memory. A sunny autumn day, the leaves finally beginning to turn, still warm out – she recalled feeling so alive and happy, regardless.

“Anyway, I'd taken the bus in from campus after my class with Wilsher – I guess that would be around 11:00, yeah? – and for some reason I felt so... what, clandestine? – like a spy movie.” She kept thinking how this prowler was somehow going to attack her on the bus, kill her and steal the thing.

“Silly, I know,” she laughed, “but it was, like, strange, what he said, handing the envelope to me the night before: 'Don't let anybody else see this,' he'd said, 'no one must know' – seriously?”

“Did he ever explain what it was or why it was so important – and why only someone at the ballet school? And if it were only a back-up copy, why couldn't you keep it?”

“Oh, Dr Kerr, it scared me, like I'd been given this huge responsibility, and yet somehow I wasn't worthy of it.”

“So then you transported it, handing it off,” Cameron said with added emphasis, “but this prowler wouldn't know you had it.”

“I guess not,” she said, “but like fear, I figured he'd smell it.”

Trying not to look over her shoulder, she'd gotten off the bus and walked to the Patty Beret School of Dance where she asked how to find Rhonda Zhomme. She was teaching a class.

“I waited forty minutes till her class finished then gave her the envelope: she didn't seem too terribly concerned about it.”

Amanda said she couldn't understand why all the mystery for a back-up copy – “yeah, I know the piece was called 'Mysteries,' but geez, it was only a memory stick, like what's the big deal?” It had been such a relief when Rhonda took the envelope from her, she decided to splurge at Lili's for coffee.

Two women there were talking about needing a secretarial assistant at Marple Music, a position which they needed to fill immediately. Ms Rivers, the publisher's office manager, recognized Amanda and asked if she'd apply.

“I told her I couldn't take the job on account of still being in school, but I knew someone who could. So Ms Rivers asked me to have her call them, if she's interested. But if I'd taken that job,” Amanda sniffed, wandering out to the kitchen, “I'd be the dead body at the publishers...”

“Before Martin and Dorothy get here,” Kerr told Cameron, “we're going to have to sort through things, see what we find. And maybe we ought to have a look at that memory stick, too.”

The question was, considering where it was hidden, how would they get it, especially without raising any suspicions at the school?

“You think,” Cameron said, “finding this memory stick is going to tell us what's happened to Tom Purdue and locate him?”

Yes, this may well be a job for “The League of Unlikely Musicians.”

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to be continued... [with the next installment to be posted on Friday, Sept. 7th.]

The usual disclaimer: In Search of Tom Purdue is, if you haven't figured it out, a work of fiction and as such all the characters (especially their names) and incidents in its story are more or less the product of the author's so-called imagination, sometimes inspired by elements of parody. While many locations may be real (or real-ish), they are not always "realistically used” and are intended solely to be fictional. Any similarity between people and places, living or dead, real or otherwise, is entirely coincidental.

©2018 by Richard Alan Strawser for Thoughts on a Train.


Monday, September 03, 2018

In Search of Tom Purdue: Chapter 3 (Part 2)

In the previous episode, after Dr Kerr had this odd episode, watching his younger self chatting with Tom Purdue on the Quad at grad school some forty years ago, he and Cameron go through some of Purdue's papers and find out one of their old friends from grad school, Dr Martin Crotchet in the area. Perhaps that's what's happened: Martin stopped by, picked Tom up for lunch and they're out somewhere, catching up on old times! But when they reach Martin's phone, however, he's still waiting to hear from Tom and has no idea where he is.

(If you're just joining us, as they say, you can read the novel from the beginning, here.)

And now, it's time to continue with the next installment of

In Search of Tom Purdue.

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I could feel my knees starting to buckle before my legs gave out, barely falling into Tom's chair before I collapsed. Cameron's expression indicated he knew this wasn't the news we'd been hoping for.

“What do you mean?” I asked Martin. “We thought he was with you. If he's not with you, where is he?”

Amanda gasped and stumbled back into the doily-covered chair next to the piano and sat down behind me with a thud. I could imagine her holding a hand over her mouth, her eyes wide.

“I wouldn't know, Terry, what's this all about?” He sounded quite put out. “I hate to ask, but is something wrong?”

I'll say something's wrong, I thought: there goes my easy solution – now what?

If he wasn't there with Martin, having lunch in some fashionable noontime hang-out, then where the hell could Tom Purdue be?

“Look, I've only got a few minutes before my seminar resumes,” he said, “could I call you back in an hour?”

“An hour, unfortunately,” trying not to sound too melodramatic, “might be too late.”

“Hang on a minute, Terry.” Martin mumbled something to someone about the seminar. “Now, what was this about being 'too late'?”

“I'm sorry, but it seems, then, Tom's disappeared. We can't find him anywhere.”

“What do you mean, 'disappeared'? As in 'missing'?”

“And there's this little matter at his publishers – someone was murdered earlier today.”

It wasn't so much we were back to Square One as Square Zero and every minute we failed to find him was setting us further back into negative numbers which made things increasingly difficult. He could, of course, have gone for a walk, perhaps had an emergency, or maybe he actually was on the lam.

There was uncharacteristic silence on the other end and I felt like shouting at Martin to make sure he heard me.

“It's not that we think he's the killer, but it's a weird coincidence.”

“But that's awful, not to mention completely unlikely. Tom always was one for getting into trouble but even this seems extreme...”

“The problem is, the police apparently think he's somehow involved, even a suspect.”

I immediately thought of that time during those student anti-war protests at Faber when he'd single-handedly broken into the chancellor's office.

“I don't know how I can help, Terry: should I call the police? I guess actually they'll call me, soon enough.”

“We need to find Tom before the police do, make sure he's okay.”

“Right, of course – once they bring him in, proving he's innocent will be...”

Again there was a silence, even more annoying.

“Look, Martin, is there anything about his phone call you can tell me, like what you talked about, how he seemed?”

“I'm sorry, I was having a flashback to that incident in Krauterman's office.”

“Krauterman” was what we called the gestapo-like chancellor – I'd forgotten his real name – during the Viet-Nam protests at Faber decades ago, when the cleaning crew one Monday morning found his office splattered with blood. Campus police, convinced the chancellor murdered someone, eventually discovered it was pig's blood. The difference today was they'd found a body.

“Right, well,” Martin stumbled, trying to organize his thoughts like any good scholar, “he'd called me Sunday morning and chatted briefly, telling me he was coming up to catch my talk here yesterday afternoon. I didn't know he lived in the area so I was completely surprised. By the way, Terry, where're you living, now?”

“Still in Doylestown, not far away, but more on that later – what next?” eager to discover what Tom's state-of-mind had been.

“And then he suggested we get together for lunch while I'm in town.”

As it turned out, he continued, Martin had plans for dinner Monday night – “tonight,” he corrected himself – with another old friend. “Did you know Dorothy was in town, also – well, in the Philadelphia area?”

That was another thing I hadn't heard about, wondering what else I've missed, suddenly overcome by a Hirukami-like wave of nostalgia.

Dottie Minnim had given a piano recital Sunday afternoon at West Chester University (though these days she preferred going by Dorothy), so she and Martin made arrangements to have dinner together on Monday evening.

“You should join us, Terry – and Tom, if you find him in time. It'd be great to see you guys again.”

How could I explain I'd seen us all again only a while ago?

“Maybe once we've gotten everything straightened out here, that sounds like a plan,” I said, “knock on plastic-laminated, artificial wood substitute.”

“Anyway, after my talk, I figured I'd tell him about our dinner plans, and he'd be able to accept my invitation – I figured if he knew about her recital, he might go there instead. As it turned out,” Martin continued, “he never showed up at my lecture so I automatically assumed he'd gone to Dorothy's.”

However, when Martin called her later that evening to finalize their dinner arrangements, Dorothy hadn't seen or heard anything from Tom. “Plus now I needed to confirm lunch plans, but Tom's never called back.”

The seminar, Chopin's Also-Rans, was about to resume and Martin apologized he must return “to slake the curiosity of inquisitive students about the piano concertos of Kalkbrenner and Moscheles – exciting stuff, as always, right?” – suggesting I should give Dorothy a quick call about joining them for dinner. “Besides, she knows this area better than I.”

He texted me her number which Cameron then entered into my own phone, saying he'd call after his seminar was done, so I gave him my number in return – with that, he was gone.

“Well, then, not the outcome I'd prefer,” I explained to Cameron and Amanda who still looked like she was in shock, “but at least we know he was okay late yesterday morning around 11:00. Whatever happened to Tom Purdue must've happened between then and, I'd guess, 4:00, when he'd planned on being at Martin's talk.”

Unfortunately, none of that helped us clarify whatever might have happened to him, since nothing canceled out various options under consideration, perhaps only managing to suggest various other possibilities we hadn't so far considered. And since he could simply have decided not to go to the talk, was he simply refusing to answer his phone? Was it possible he'd hidden the phone so he couldn't hear it ring? But then why not simply turn it off? Did something happen to simply make Tom snap? It wasn't all that simple. Perhaps, some time before leaving for the talk, he'd gone for a walk either for exercise or to clear his head, during which he might've had a medical emergency – or had he been abducted? Or he could've made up his mind about some bothersome issue or other, then decided on a necessary course of action.

When we were grad students, Tom rather humorously took on a fractious persona as if he were satirizing the campus protesters, gleefully pumping his fist in defiance of music's “out-moded sacred laws of tonality,” shouting things like “Down with the Tonic-Dominant Axis” or “Give Atonality a Chance,” and always opposing “The Ten Commandments of Harmony.” His friends got the parody about “Big Maestro,” though others thought he was making fun of them and especially their causes. More recently I wondered if this light-hearted paranoia hadn't metastasized into something deeper.

But then in the '60s and '70s, as was the case in many not-so-liberal “liberal arts” colleges in the United States, most of the university's administrators were openly antagonistic to students protesting the war – I'd have to explain to my young friends this was the Viet-Nam War, for them just another chapter of ancient history. Our particular nemesis was a chancellor and professor of 19th Century European history, a graduate of Heidelberg, the one we called “Krauterman,” who lectured from notes he'd never bothered translating from the original German.

Someone discovered Krauterman's family fortune, tied to the “Military-Industrial Complex,” was underwriting secret research programs developing bombs for the war effort, “smart technology” bombs steerable by remote control, not just dropped from a plane. When this news broke, protestors chanted, “Yo heave ho, Kraut's got to go – the Blood of Innocents is on your hands!”

So Tom's satirical mind created a scenario which involved breaking into Krauterman's office – how he managed that was no great mystery – carrying a bag of blood gotten from a friend whose father butchered pigs. Making it look like there had been a struggle, he tossed the blood around the room, specifically ruining the German notebook. When the cleaning crew found it Monday morning, they called the campus police convinced Chancellor Krauterman must have confronted a student, perhaps surprising some protestor who had broken in, and, infuriated, brutally murdered him.

Half the fun, Tom later confessed to me, was knowing, even for a moment, Krauterman could be viewed as a suspect, that he might even be arrested for murder and spend time in jail. The police, alas, discovered it was pig's blood before any accusations were made, making Tom, once in jail, a “Campus Hero.”

While Amanda had been given few details about the murder at Marple Music, there were eery similarities between the two events and, considering the body, it wasn't difficult to imagine what might have happened: could Tom have started out pranking DiVedremo as he had Krauterman years ago, but then the matter got out of hand?

Had it escalated by accident and Amanda's friend been in the wrong place, walking in on a simple act of vandalism, or had something gone wrong with my friend I didn't want to contemplate?

Whatever might have happened in the publisher's office, mostly left to our imaginations, and however Amanda's friend became involved in it, the Krauterman Occurrence (as we'd referred to it) was something better left unmentioned, something I didn't want Cameron and especially Amanda to hear about, if possible, and best kept from the already prejudiced police. Because an event happened in one's past life – say, forty-some years ago – and these days rationalized as a “cry for attention,” does it stand to reason, all things considered, the same conditions existed again? One could argue the person involved in the Krauterman Occurrence wasn't seeking attention until his arrest following a lengthy police investigation, when Tom explained he'd merely made a statement exploding beyond his wildest dreams. Eventually, pressure from powerful alumni forced the research program to be closed down: what would Tom's protest hope to accomplish today?

The campus had been “atwitter” following the discovery of blood in Krauterman's office, but it seemed to take only minutes before people were saying Krauterman was being taken in for questioning by the police. Before such an interrogation could've possibly taken place (had there even been one), students were reporting, “Krauterman's being charged with murder!” Tom and I were leaving our 9:00 class when we'd heard the news from someone wondering, “what happened to the body?” Rumors back then spread only slightly less fast than through social media today.

Not long after Martin had hung up and before I could finish explaining what could be explained to Cameron and Amanda, my own phone began ringing, startling us all out of our apprehensive reveries. Reaching for it, what possible hope did I have it might be Tom calling to let us know everything was okay? It occurred to me, would he know my cell-phone number if he didn't have his own phone to dial it automatically? Thinking it was a robo-call, I considered letting it go directly to voice-mail.

It was Martin, beginning mid-sentence and half whispering, how he hadn't told me what Tom said or how he'd said it, like something was bothering him but he was trying hard to hide it. “It hadn't occurred to me,” he continued, “nothing seemed particularly odd about it, but since you mentioned it, I'm less sure.”

Martin decided he would cut his seminar short in about half an hour “since it seems to be losing steam, anyway,” so he'd be able to meet me at Purdue's house in an hour, then adding I should call Dorothy immediately to have her meet us there, “and maybe Penelope, too, since she's in town.”

“Penelope Hart? And what brings her to Philadelphia?” Was this Old Home Week and I'd missed out on all the invitations? If anyone could've been my girlfriend back in grad school, it was Penelope.

“Dorothy knows – she said they'd talked on Saturday, maybe a business conference with that bank she works for in Chicago? Whatever...”

I'd forgotten, after deciding Academe wasn't for her, she'd somehow gone into banking.

“We should try to get together,” Martin continued, “since our paths have crossed.”

And this time, it appeared I was included.

It certainly seemed one of those unexpected coincidences when the five of us should be in close proximity this past weekend and how, at this particular moment, one of us should be in need.

“Martin, do you think Tom was trying to organize some sort of reunion?” They'd certainly had time to call me, too.

“Well, Tom had mentioned that quintet of his – remember that piece we'd played?”

“Of course – it was truly 'An Unlikely Quintet'!”

“Perhaps it's time to enter the labyrinth again.”

“The League of Unlikely Musicians?”

Martin, after asking for Tom's address to put into his phone's GPS app, said he'd see me in about an hour but before he could hang up, a call was coming in from Dorothy.

“Ah, never mind about calling her,” Martin said, “I'll tell her about it. Assuming she can make it, see you soon.”

How to explain all of what was now developing to Cameron and Amanda – at least, Cameron had experience with similar developments but Amanda, perhaps, smart as she might be, could find this a challenge.

“Where to begin,” I said as I slipped my phone into my pocket, leaving Tom's in the middle of his desk. There was much to bring them up to speed on and little time. Drumming my fingers on the table, I saw the list Tom had paper-clipped to that folder and noticed something was... “off.”

With a nod, Cameron excused himself to find the bathroom across the hall, knowing whatever I would say could momentarily wait. I looked at Amanda, about to ask something, but then shrugged my shoulders. It's unlikely she knew anything about Tom's hopes to meet some old friends since he'd likely be keeping this a secret.

But Cameron hurried back in, zipping his fly, and, nodding toward the hall, reached for Tom's phone and promptly pocketed it. “A police car just pulled up out front. Prepare to enter Stealth Mode.”

“Since I didn't say anything yet about Martin's phone calls,” I told them, “there's nothing for you to tell the police. Remember, now, we were in the area, and stopped by to say hello. I don't think they need to know what it is we're doing here, especially since I don't really know that, myself.”

I quickly took the typed list clipped to the front of the folder, and, folding it, slipped it into my pocket. The folder, taking a quick peek, turned out to be full of clippings.

“Hopefully, there's nothing else we'd need to find,” I added, “because if they notice anything's gone missing, it might look suspicious. We must keep the police from snooping around and give them no information.”

“But isn't that what the police would call 'obstructing an investigation'?” Amanda whispered.

“Well, yeah, let's say that's a gray area...”

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to be continued... [with the next installment to be posted on Wednesday, Sept. 5th]

The usual disclaimer: In Search of Tom Purdue is, if you haven't figured it out, a work of fiction and as such all the characters (especially their names) and incidents in its story are more or less the product of the author's so-called imagination, sometimes inspired by elements of parody. While many locations may be real (or real-ish), they are not always "realistically used” and are intended solely to be fictional. Any similarity between people and places, living or dead, real or otherwise, is entirely coincidental.

©2018 by Richard Alan Strawser for Thoughts on a Train.